Target Freezer Lights

Sometimes when I am feeling melancholy, I will walk down the frozen foods aisle at my local Target store. As I do so, I can hear an announcer's voice in my head:

"Here she is, ladies and gentlemen, Bettyyyyyyy Edit!"

*wild cheering and applause from the audience*

*(or at least from the frozen vegetables)*

...

There's nothing like the motion-activated freezer lights to boost your self-confidence.