Sometimes when I am feeling melancholy, I will walk down the frozen foods aisle at my local Target store. As I do so, I can hear an announcer's voice in my head:
"Here she is, ladies and gentlemen, Bettyyyyyyy Edit!"
*wild cheering and applause from the audience*
*(or at least from the frozen vegetables)*
There's nothing like the motion-activated freezer lights to boost your self-confidence.