Yesterday I paid $5.50 for the privilege of spontaneously sightseeing as I drove through the Bronx. I did cross two lovely bridges in my travels though, so I guess that was kind of nice. It was the New Jersey Turnpike that saved me. I was supposed to be in New Jersey, you see, not in the Bronx.
I still can't stop myself from singing Simon & Garfunkel in my head every time I see a sign for the New Jersey Turnpike.
The New Jersey Turnpike took me right to where I wanted to be, AND it only cost me $4.50 for the privilege.
I kind of like Utah, where you can get lost for free.