Flashing red hands do not mean, "hurry up and run across the street."
Yellow lights do not mean, "Speed up so you can get through the intersection."
I learned these things when I was 5. Did anyone else?
Ok, I'm done venting. Thanks for listening.
Wait, no I'm not:
Non-flashing red hands do not mean, "walk across the street any time you want irregardless of how many cars there are."
Stop signs and red lights do not mean, "Look to make sure no cars are coming and if it's ok you can roll through and if it's not you can go out really far and edge your way into traffic."
Ok, I think I'm really done this time.