1. Which of the following would you expect to find in a piñata at a birthday party?
A. whipped cream, coffee grounds, and cucumbers
B. cooked spaghetti, tomato sauce, and chow mein noodles
C. french fries and ketchup
D. birthday cake ingredients (cake mix, oil, water, and whole eggs in the shell)
E. twinkies and dollar bills
2. Which of those were actually used as piñata stuffing at a birthday party which Betty attended earlier this year?
A. All of them in one piñata.
B. All of them in their respective piñatas.
C. Only E.
D. None of them.
It doesn't really matter how you answered the first question, but if you chose B for question #2, you win!
Here's a bonus question in case you didn't get the right answer:
3. Who got splorped by the contents of the whipped cream, coffee grounds and cucumber piñata?
C. The Birthday Girl
D. Tree Hugger
E. Someone else