Pillsbury Dough Boy Goes Kaboom

Did you know that if you leave a canister of Pillsbury biscuits in your fridge for 5 months after the expiration date, they will explode? I didn't know that either! Well, now I do, but I didn't before today.

Who knew?

It's The Little Things In Life...

I love when I buy a new anti-perspirant that works well. It's like this great secret I carry around that makes me smile all day long.

Pillow Hog

When Queen Tuffett and I used to share a bed on family vacations, we'd usually wake up in the morning to find that I had sprawled myself out all over the bed, and she had hogged all the covers. I thought it was a good system.

Now that we are all grown up, I only ever share my bed with Anya, who, as it turns out, is more of a bed hog than I am. This is what I wake up to almost every morning:


My head is usually on that little corner of pillow you see to the right.


Luckily I use a queen-sized pillow. Otherwise I think she'd boot me straight onto the mattress!

Diddle Diddle Dumpling

Diddle diddle dumpling, Anya my cat
Likes to bat around her brown stuffed rat.
Her tail twitching, her ears laid flat,
Diddle diddle dumpling, Anya my cat.